Welcome to our shop! We are marijuana enthusiasts with a sense of humor and a passion for tees. We are especially proud of our hand-printed 9-screen designs that transform our tees into wearable art.

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Marijuana’s medicinal benefits have long been documented. Marijuana and its derivatives provide relief for a wide variety of conditions. A few of the most notable effects include:MORE


For thousands of years, marijuana has been used for its recreational qualities and medicinal properties. Its usage predates the earliest written record which was by Chinese emperor MORE

Once we found out that Teddy Roosevelt had a one-foot cock as a pet in the White House, well the rest was history.

Inspiration for our artwork comes from anywhere and everywhere. Even the White House. That was the case with our new line of One-Foot Cock tees. Once we found out that Teddy Roosevelt MORE


At Cocky Bastard, we take extra production steps to bring you the highest quality hand-printed tees in brilliant color. Did you know that it takes 9 plates or screens to fully render our Woody designs? MORE